What it seems people have wanted for almost 3 years is to somehow wake up and have this presidency be over because it feels like a mistake or a joke or a prank and while it kind of is all those things, it’s actually real and it’s not going to end before the next election. It’s painful to accept, but that’s just what’s…

“HoW CoMe MaVeRiCk iS In tHe BaCkSeAt Of An F-18?!?!”

Auto-de-fe? What’s an auto-de-fe?

Yo, anyone else get annoyed by the trophy presentation? Stop with the interviews, give the MVP trophy to Kawhi and the LOB trophy to Lowry (not the owners) and get the hell out of the way! It’s not hard! 

It’s time like this when Donald Sterling misses being a minority owner.

In fairness, that’s only because the real GOAT got jobbed in the Final Jeopardy round of his first match. Oh, what might have been. . .

if he keeps playing this brilliantly we’ll have to call him Fred Zeppelin

The album art is definitely not a tribute to pen and pixel. It’s a tribute to blaxploitation movie posters, which can be seen through the use of a centered collaged composition with negative space, and vintage style type.

Or he could have spent nothing and kept his stock springs.

There once was an idiot from Limerick,

Katy Perry is a try hard the likes of which would make Anne Hathaway blush.

So now an on-stage marching band is a thing only Beyonce can do? 🙄

Never seen Forged in Fire, huh?

Did he say “making fuck?”

“My love for you is like a truck

The Madonna Inn in San Luis Obispo has a small water fall you can pee in (if you can pee standing up.)  It’s pretty cool.

Get the fuck outta here he’s gotta shave that shit off. That hairline is the mausoleum of all hope and desire.

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