You can’t blame Lewis for this. Every British person knows that if a piece of dirt never had a Union Jack on it, it must be unexplored.

Then imagine that those instragram photos net them more money in sponsorships than multiple Masters bring in.

Colton, gurl - Jump over that closet door already. The action is swingin’ on the Algarve coast!

If only Africa had this kind of lobbyist reach. 

“Nobody believed in us.”

Marriage.

When you hear about artistic exploitation for 16 years... 16 years? That sounds like a choice.

Situation’s complete reversal from early Jersey Shore Situation has been the best part of the newer Jersey Shore seasons. He’s just so lovable now. Friendly, goofy, sober and an advocate for staying sober, and loves cake. He’s a treat.

Soft Cell’s “Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)”

If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”

As much as I don’t believe in the Patriots, I believe even less in Andy Reid’s playoff clock management skills.

it was the moops!

Damn, homie
In grade 3 you was the man, homie
What the fuck happened to you

Wait till he finds out that the guy fucked his mom too.

Oh sure, when a paleolithic hunter leaves his old spear tips lying around it’s an ‘significant archaeological discovery,’ but I leave a Doritos bag and you call it littering. Sounds like a double standard to me.

[Dealer]: Shit. How much is this gonna cost me?

“Lisztomania” is a banger to this day.

I do not understand why we feel self conscious about our smiles when these people exist and post this content? Jr’s face literally looks like he just realized that cake he is carrying is made of human shit.

Poor Robin Thicke, struggling to make a name for himself for decades, and suddenly when he actually made it, the whole success destroyed his life, losing his wife, recognition and songs....

Look at Pence. Unbutton your coat man, you are sitting down.