This presidency is like the plot to true detective season 2
whatmatters
whatmatters
that interior.
I grew up watching Jeopardy with my family but in particular my dad. This hits me really hard i still record it and watch it whenever i’m home at 7:30. Alex Trebek has been in my life since I can remember as odd as that is to say. This sucks.
that picture makes it look like trump is being knocked out.
sup using high school transcripts as evidence of someones intelligence.
Imet King Kong Bundy as a child he was brought in for a computer conference in Toronto and he was super nice and i still have the signed picture of him with a computer .
you’ll get a rebadged chrysler aspen
Twitter is like the uv light bringing out the stains on the mattress that is society
“where do you find the time?????” - Sebastian Maniscalco
I love a bacon sandwich
although i did also think there were a lot of commercials i’m loving this so far.
I had a family friend tell my dad he “looked great” meaning he had lost a bunch of weight while he was teetering on death in a hospital bed (he recovered, sort of)
A life without smiling is no life at all.
all of this is near impossible in the new open office i now work in.
BUILD A WALL (Around Junior High Schools!)
you know what, fuck it.
remember when jfk criticized the intelligence community
pats get the go ahead after being left with 1:15 on the clock leaving the rams with 18 seconds
the mcdonalds by my old office updated to what i assume is the new design and it ended up taking 20x longer to get your food.