*shaves off beard*

having watched the jersey shore reunion or whatever it was called I agree man the situation is all sorts of humble now and seems to truly be grateful about his sobriety and having the opportunity to help others.

I’ve only ever strayed from the whopper a handful of times and they were all regrettable

Remember during the Bush administration when Bolton was chased out of candidacy for a position due to his views on geopolitics?

damn do i love that entire record.

This is anti-intellectualism in it’s purest form.

I’d argue that it brought me in to the movie more than I would have been otherwise. I don’t really love either of the first two Thor movies but the trailer for this one sold me on it and this was a big part of that.

gross

the girl who did the tone deaf pepsi ad is actually tone deaf? colour me shocked! 

People, naturally, were perplexed as to why a video of Ocasio-Cortez dancing to that one Phoenix song that everyone knows and still (shamefully) loves could be construed as anything but her being a fairly typical millennial.

brilliant.

get this man an exfoliant

I’ve been watching Gruden’s “reddening” through this whole season and today was the day I finally cracked and laughed out loud at the image.

this hasn’t happened at my work in some time but it’s always gold.

counterpoint: people should be able to fuck wherever they want.

Don’t leave me hanging here.... is it unwatchable? 

I keep landing on Gotti and deciding to trust myself and know i dont NEED to see it.

this is legit a terrible idea lol.

this will be the death-knell for Oshawa.

pictured: a horses ass/ and a beautiful animal