The Cleveland Browns going all the way would be the most 2018 thing to happen in 2018 and surely a sign of the forthcoming apocalypse 

billy ray cyrus is the punchline from 1991 that just wont go away. rearing its ugly head every so often like a “not” joke or a well timed “siiiiiiiike”

I just got back from the gulf coast of florida where the smell of death looms large along spots of the coast.

seconded- it is the ultimate dip for their fries.

Joan Wilder’s career never recovered after she decided to kill of Jesse

this order sounds about white. 

Had two “gen-z” Interns this summer and these kids are thoughtful, intellectually curious, creative, and willing to work.

when Alex Jones reveals himself to be Will Sasso doing absurdist comedy this will all be seen as a pivotal time in our history

I disagree with this, history has shown at certain points that resistance movements need to operate in a clandestine manner until timing is appropriate to do otherwise, why haven’t they gone to congress with what they know? my guess is that because congress also knows all of this and has done exactly nothing about it.

Oddly enough the job I went to next, the boss was better but not great. She decided she was going to work from home (no one else could) but she was super paranoid about people screwing around when she wasn’t there and had one of the other staff secretely jotting down when people would come in and when they would…

One of my first jobs in the industry I still work in involved essentially working as a floater supporting a team of six. The job required me to know everyone’s daily tasks and cover during absences or peak periods. The manager of this team was horrible. Abusive to staff, would always bring his marital and life…

craaaaabbbbbb peopleeeeee

this is my favourite hip hop album of all time and the title track is just pure musical beauty 

The capetown transfusion is very troubling and distasteful as well where the human organ trade has continued to flourish after the collapse of apartheid.

Wish this guy well- my dad was struck down by GBS over two years ago and has not as of yet regained the ability to walk 

i think the difference being that hair metal is party music and translates well in to ironic listening / partying.

this is a bad take.

I can’t believe you love me
I never thought you’d come
I guess I misjudged love
Between a father and his son

1. I was dicking around with something and absentmindedly put the end of the power adapter in my mouth while fumbling for something. It was plugged in and i zapped myself and burned my lips

Never heard this before but never want to hear any other version again.
amazing