a year or so ago Lauryn Hill did another slew of shows where she did her usual thing (hey if you’re still buying tickets to see Lauryn Hill live in 2018 you deserve your misery) and Questlove was on twitter basically saying no one can say anything to her because she put out that masterpiece.

yes, I’m no Dane Cook fan but i’d be willing to bet he still packs people in and tours constantly at casinos etc.

this is going to be so boring 

my wife showed this to me last night and could not stop laughing when i asked if she was holding a shofar 

oh sure, laugh now. when the great air crisis means we have to use mega maid to get all the air off of the planet druidia we’ll see who is laughing. 

it’s the trump economy folks, not the american economy

can we just shut twitter the fuck down? 

hot take- the internet and the isolation from interaction while simultaneously offering a forum for idiotic behaviour is a bad thing for humanity. Whenever I read about something like this I feel as though it started as a joke within a message board that got out of hand. Like when I became addicted to saying “one…

about once a year i get a craving for a bologna sandwich with cheese lettuce and mustard on white bread with regular potato chips and a coke with ice.

the work hard play hard attitude is what will leave you 35 and looking like a suit kept in a backpack.

game appears to be spite and malice- it’s a great one. 

get outta here you lunatic! 

times up motherfucker!

is he picking his fucking ear and grimacing? 

it’s a shame Rob Ford isn’t around anymore to teach the kids about cunnilingus on the 6 o’clock news.

how does one obtain fake hips?

Papa John’s is so garbage it often makes me think.. is it that easy to become super rich? how the fuck did such mediocrity become so profitable?

just open it how could 2018 possibly be any worse?

Mustard, Diced Onion, Crushed potato chips.

isnt this the plot of south park season 20?