mark wahlberg is a piece of shit.

dear people who wash their hands in scalding hot water. I hate you

brilliant.

this is going to be bad. very bad.

yep. It was Colder than mars last weekend. Let that sink in

yeah and that’s fine. It’s more the “you’re missing out on so much coin bro” aspect of it that I can’t stand.

I had to listen to a long time friend who is a notorious bullshit artist talk to me about “crypto” for an hour at a social gathering this weekend. I wanted to laugh but genuinely felt concerned about the passion he was speaking about it with.

what a pussy.

that is one beautiful apartment

This comes in a close second to when Chaz Micheal Micheals performed to “the stroke”

I like sweet potato

I’m beginning to think that either Ivanka or Melania once mentioned in passing that they found Barak Obama attractive and trump has been seething in it ever since.

what a cunt.

man, that eagles/patriots superbowl sure is going to be fun.

LOL @ “might be”

I just had this conversation with a long time friend of mine who was of the opinion that when she was 17 she was empowered in her own sexuality and therefore saw nothing wrong with a consenting relationship between someone of that age and an adult. She completely missed any notion of power dynamics and the fact that…

I’ve never seen this car before and I love it.

Canadian here to say Axe throwing is insufferable

It sounds like the OST to a hip hop musical.

Good.