There was a really nebbish kid who went to my high school that would run for student government every year and in his speech would do a really shitty jerry seinfeld impersonation while talking about imagined woes of the student population. “what is the deal with cafeteria food”. He grew up to be a conservative dick…

“God Hillary should win 100,000,000 - 0,” Strzok wrote in March 2016, calling himself a “conservative Dem.”

president limp dick picked TWO losing candidates in the same race. this is some next level failure. sad.

That’s totally fair. I’d love to be able to retire, keep up with hobbies spend time with family and friends, and volunteer my time to help others as a way to keep me busy.

I’ve seen two or three colleagues retire over the last ten years only to kick off a year or two into retirement.

I have been chronically terrible with saving money for my working adult life until the last couple of years as my career progressed, my monthly spending was inflating in direct correalation to my salary increases and eventually I just thought to myself this is so stupid. My advice (what worked for me) was making a…

been a proponent of it for a long time but over the last year or so I’ve really been trying to get my mom and dad to at least look into the possibility of treating some of their health woes with cbd capsules or other products that are coming on to the market.

“I am not. If you get in the way you will get run over.”

I took a 2000 323i with summer tires out in a blizzard.

this movie was way better than i was expecting

nevermind just went down the rabbit hole on twitter.

did the family set up the gofundme ? (also gofundme for what exactly?)

I follow her on Twitter and watched this unfurl over the course of a few days. People can be absolutely BRUTAL there and I didn’t really feel that her original statement was somehow conflating being gay with being more prone to carrying STI’s. Merely that the gay porn industry is perceived as being less stringent with…

solid list but Phoenix Ti Amo is missing.

who cares now his starting streak has already ended and thus the most interesting thing about Eli for the last several seasons

spot the vancouverite!

isn’t this how the piss tape came out back in the day?

what we’ve got here is.... a failure to use polident

simply amazing.

• He scrapes the toppings off his pizza. “I never eat the dough,” he told US Weekly.