What you need to do is watch it like you watch National Treasure: Embrace the stupidity. Laugh at the goofy plotline. Enjoy the stupid one-liners and action sequences. Don’t evaluate it as a good movie, evaluate it as an objectively bad movie that you force yourself to enjoy because it’s so, so, so bad.

It’s not bad. It’s a 6/10. They do everything, but they do everything “okay”. There’s nothing special or unique that goes above and beyond. The story isn’t bad either, it’s just mediocre and mechanically disjointed. It’s like a Transformers movie: There are no bad Transformers movies, but none of them are really worth…

Ignore the sidequests. If you’re level 30-40, just beat the game. Other than the dungeons, which you should complete post-game anyway, nothing is really rewarding. Chapter 10-onward has the best story elements (even stupid-ass Chapter 13), and level 40 is basically overpowered if you take enough elixirs/potions into…

All the sidequests are bullshit except for Daggereye, though.

It’s not linear until Chapter 10, where it becomes a full-throttle charge to Chapter 14 (the final in the game). Before that, you have two overworlds, one big and one small (you get the small one in Chapter 7), and there’s a ton to do in them. In Chapters 10, 11, 12, and 14, you can go back to the two overworlds…

Yo but for real the Cup Noodles are broken. It’s not the best boost in the game, but they cost like 200 gil and they have level 10 boosts to health and attack.

I don’t understand why I keep playing Final Fantasy XV. I’m like 90% it’s not good, but I keep playing it. Is this what Stockholm Syndrome feels like?

I think you’re reading way too much into a TV show.

I mean, unless you’re going to make the woman weigh more than 200lbs, how the fuck else do you expect her to fight? Luchadores (men!) do this shit all the time to larger opponents for that exact reason.

semi-fascist strongman

Wait, is this article upset about campus rape laws that do not work being repealed?

These weeaboos are mad now, but if the characters were gay they would be loving it.

Glad to see that the service industry is still getting undercut by cheap labor.

You need to read up on the various UN resolutions that were passed for several years leading up to these wars that “we started on our own”. Your ignorance invalidates any opinion you have.

Please do tell how countries like Canada or England manage to stay afloat with “entitlement programs”

I’m offended by “cracker” and I’m white, so gooooooo fuck yourself.

Take away California. Then it’s a completely different outlook. That state is up its own asshole.

in an overwhelmingly Democratic and progressive state

I dunno, as bad as this is, I think that allowing people to sue over speech is a slippery slope that we don’t want to get on. RIP Gawker