NO FAHEY WHY. THAT’S THE ONLY REASON I COME TO THIS STUPID SITE.

Zero people were arrested on Saturday.

I think our definitions of the word “petty” are incongruous, since I wouldn’t exactly put setting cars on fire, breaking into businesses and looting, and punching people you disagree with in the “petty” category.

I mean, there was a whole fuckload of egg throwing and window breaking last weekend. “One egg” is kind of disingenuous.

This belongs on Deadspin. Stop cross-pollinating news stories. I come here for nerd culture, I go to Deadspin for bears.

I, for one, support Japan getting its freak on. Stay weird, weirdos.

If you want to win Republicans over, it should be “Pro-Self-Defense”. Because that’s what it is, ultimately.

I still can’t understand why someone hasn’t written a “Pro-Choice is Pro-Self-Defense” article addressed to Republicans, but hey.

Too bad that Raleigh-Durham already beat them to the punch.

As a producer, he is also responsible for the Lego Movie.

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I wish I could make a “Richard Spencer”-rule for punching people in the face, but no, not even that scumbag deserves to get punched in the face.

The main problem I have with the NYTimes article (and other articles they’ve put out in recent years) is that they present opinions, which are completely valid and should be shared, as facts. You are allowed to think that Rick Perry is a buffoon, but if you want to “prove” he is one, you better fucking back it up…

It’s a different issue because, in a nutshell, liberals are stupid.

Imagine if we had Terrence Boyd out there instead of Wondo.

The economy crashes roughly once every 10 years.

Her Monday special was chicken and waffles with a side of watermelon.

The rhetoric of the outgoing president, Barack Obama, has been permeated for years with evocations of the moral arc of the universe, the right side of history, and the inevitable victory of truth and justice.

Yo but for real I buy a shit ton more Cup Noodles now so it probably worked.

lifting has everything to do with sticking coins up your ass