NO FAHEY WHY. THAT’S THE ONLY REASON I COME TO THIS STUPID SITE.

Zero people were arrested on Saturday.

I think our definitions of the word “petty” are incongruous, since I wouldn’t exactly put setting cars on fire, breaking into businesses and looting, and punching people you disagree with in the “petty” category.

I mean, there was a whole fuckload of egg throwing and window breaking last weekend. “One egg” is kind of disingenuous.

This belongs on Deadspin. Stop cross-pollinating news stories. I come here for nerd culture, I go to Deadspin for bears.

I, for one, support Japan getting its freak on. Stay weird, weirdos.

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If you want to win Republicans over, it should be “Pro-Self-Defense”. Because that’s what it is, ultimately.

I still can’t understand why someone hasn’t written a “Pro-Choice is Pro-Self-Defense” article addressed to Republicans, but hey.

Then Obama didn’t have a majority. And neither did Bush. Or Clinton. Or literally any other President ever elected.

Private email server = Fine.

Too bad that Raleigh-Durham already beat them to the punch.

As a producer, he is also responsible for the Lego Movie.

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I wish I could make a “Richard Spencer”-rule for punching people in the face, but no, not even that scumbag deserves to get punched in the face.

The main problem I have with the NYTimes article (and other articles they’ve put out in recent years) is that they present opinions, which are completely valid and should be shared, as facts. You are allowed to think that Rick Perry is a buffoon, but if you want to “prove” he is one, you better fucking back it up…

It’s a different issue because, in a nutshell, liberals are stupid.

Imagine if we had Terrence Boyd out there instead of Wondo.

The economy crashes roughly once every 10 years.

10 bucks says that everyone but Luckey does great on the stand and FB loses.