Alolan Mario.

Red Dead Redemption 2 for sure.

I'm a bunch older than her and my mom told me specifically two or so weeks ago "send me a list of a bunch of things you want for Christmas. A bunch, so you will be surprised."

I have seen much worse, in terms of the scope and dollar amount of what they want.

So what? Who knows what her family situation is like, maybe she's got a shit ton of relatives who want to give her gifts. I was expecting to see a Tesla and multiple Macbooks and 13 iPads on this thing the way it was hyped.

Seriously, this isn't even remotely bad. Lots of items on the list, but I'd rather someone give me a list with 20 things where I can pick something than 2 things that are unaffordable or unavailable. I read the list, and didn't want to punch anything. I even salute her good taste for realizing that North Face is…