Did he steal it then write his name on it? That would be about right.

It’s better for the environment to use every part of the animal.

My hot take, McDonald’s nuggets are the best, you are wrong and have bad taste.

That’s how I originally read the song—but as years have gone by and Rivers has just doubled down on his weird issues with women, I’m not sure it’s worth it to give him the benefit of the doubt on this anymore. (I also gave him the benefit of the doubt that “Beverly Hills” was intended to be ironic until he came out…

Spotted the Breitbart-reading moron. Christ, you're stupid.

Man, if your comment is to shit on another man’s pride and joy, you need to step up your comment game.

such an opportunity to use that gif has not existed in years.

Awwwww, but he brings back good memories of singing Tom Jones songs on the karaoke machine with my dad. Although, now that I think about it, the lyrics were wayyyyy inappropriate for an 8-year old. Hahaha

So very true. It really is why listening to all the voices anywhere is a bad idea. People are dumb and people in large groups are even dumber. It’s also why I should not be concerned with what is going to happen tomorrow at work. I have no fucking idea what is going to happen. None of us ever do. We all need to just…

You know, this might sound trivial, but it really pissed me off that Johansson sued that French author who wrote a book about a woman who looked like her. It seemed really, really petty and I haven’t been able to look at her the same way since.

Yeah I don’t really get it. Like I guess it’s kind of funny to make up a story about her having a twin that was locked in the basement? Kind of? I don’t know.

Am I the party-pooper for finding this just sort of staggeringly unfunny?

I think something is getting lost in the translation

Tell them both to fuck off and find someone reasonable to talk to.

You are wrong, and have cursed your family for generations

My favorite part was went the announcer was talking about that midgets football team and was like “that is a good looking bunch of kids”

If you listen all the way to the end of the track, the DJ actually asks her this precise question. I saw your question and was wondering the same thing myself, clicked away while listening, and then was like “oh hey - there’s our answer” when it came haha :-)

Apparently, it’s “meu” like the “eu” sound in French, but my boyfriend calls her “Moo” because he also has no idea how to pronounce it. I personally went with the pronunciation “Moe.”

Look, I love babies. I like moms (some of them). But if I was invited to speak in from of hundreds of people, do a book signing, and participate in an intense professional conference, I’d arrange for child care for the day. No, you can’t bring your baby to work, sorry. That includes adjunct teaching. Advocate for…