The correct term for this is “Shoulder surfing”, let’s not call everything you shouldn’t be doing hacking.

I have had no fart or poop problems from running, which is the biggest blessing in my life.

@Ramona Singer. Really? Pink eye in both eyes isn’t enough to make you say “Hmm, maybe I’ll take a selfie holiday”?

The GOP is fracturing! We’re seeing a major party break apart in our time - this hasn’t really happened since the Republicans displaced the Whigs, has it?

He’s not even a good representative of Bakersfield, which says a lot. His local office literally keeps the front doors locked so constituents can’t come in.

Good because fuck this guy. He’s a shitty representative of California.

Not mine

I don’t know where people like these guys get the idea that they are the FIRST PERSON EVER in history to experience rejection, loneliness, or a sexual dry spell. The injustice! The only solution is obviously murder.

guns and men are the problem, we need to get rid of them

This is some serious white people shit, right here.

Shit yeah, man. I’m also over 40, and I’m currently kinda-drunk and am painting white tree silhouettes on my dove grey living room wall for some indeterminate reason (probably because “drunk.”) Rock on, dude.

Ever see Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy? I was confused the whole time because the tinker, tailor, soldier and spy are all middle aged, brown-haired British guys.

White people, y’all gotta stop with this shit. Being oppressed and marginalized is NOT the business.

Wait, what the fuck is HLN?

Proof that she’s not actually interviewing him. If she were actually interviewing him, her next question would have something to do with his response to the previous question. She’s just reading a script and not listening to what he actually says. She delivers her line, he talks, when he stops, she delivers her next…

There is some flaw in my brain that makes me think HSN (as in, Home Shopping Network) when I see HLN. Therefore, I was THOROUGHLY intrigued as to what sort of merchandise they were hawking for Snowden. Nevermind...

that song was 10 years ago girl, I mean 10 years ago Amy Schumer and Louis CK did way more horrible shit, and you still love them, so i don’t know why you give them a pass and not Katy Perry? Also name me some more of your favorite people, because i bet i could find something they did in the last 10 years that you…