I went to a wedding this weekend where the bride’s speech was 20 minutes long. there were over 400 people at the wedding and she tried to hold everyones attention for 20 whole minutes. I got up, went to the bathroom, and came back after to find she was STILL TALKING.

No.

Not to mention spending never follows a y=mx+b function.

the jp morgan ceo makes $20 million dollars and i dont see him facilitating ovarian cancer screenings

To Republicans on Committee: Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

Right??? Like I am pretty seriously anti-rich people and I hate seeing when the person at the top makes insane amounts of money, but damn after this bullshit she deserves it. I hope you use your giant salary to get a massage and some high quality booze after this girl, you’ve earned it.

i AM a problem

I saw them playing at McCarren Pool on Palladia. The camera never panned to the audience as it sounded like there were 5 people watching them. Are Bleachers one of those bands that only exist on the internet?No one goes to their concerts and people have only heard of them because the lead singer looks like the dude…

What the fuck is Bleachers? Say what you will about Ryan Adams, but at least he is a person who, you know, exists.

First it was wine... then coffee... then bourbon... now corpses... “Undertones of wild raspberry with scents of vanilla and toffee and festering human innards.”

I mean, peanut butter is a staple for so many people, but especially the young. It really is horrendous to have given the okay to sell the tainted peanut butter. Fuck those guys.

We all laugh at Office Space and get a kick out of how Peter’s solution was to give up his high paying office job for shoveling rubble, but it’s no joke that sometimes a cushy office job can be mind-numbingly painful.

People who are REALLY REALLY into coffee and big coffee snobs are the worst.

IT IS FUCKING COFFEE YOU ASSHOLES. Not a cure for cancer.

“What’s scarier, being in debt or being in that building for another six months?”

We didn’t always say nice things, and sometimes we were downright mean. Sometimes I just vented about frustrating experiences in an immature, hateful, and foolish way. It was in particular a breach of trust to post intimate details about lovers. I was naive enough to think it’d stay anonymous, and I was wrong.

who gets a 10?

(the tagline of which is “Putting sweet D in the tender V since 2013”)

Yeah, it’s good. Dammit. I really didn’t want it to be, the whole seem things like just such a silly waste of time but...well, here we are.

I know right? A win for a white woman is a win for all women whether or not the content she creates has a negative or positive impact on people of color. This comment section is the definition of “white feminism” right now.

Why, dont do this dont do this. Also, people are allowed to think some of her jokes are racist. Critism doesnt equal being a hater. I like amy and think she is funny but some of her jokes are offensive. But i dont mind offensive jokes.