It will never stop being fucking gross to me that guys hit on and try to get with MUCH younger women ALL THE TIME. It really just disgusts me so much. I know its just sociological and men are conditioned to be that way, but for fucks sake. I (presumably... HOPEFULLY...???!!) looked older than I was when I was a…

Awww. Backward ball cap wearing old guys..... just stop.

To be fair, IF he actually said that, it wasn’t something he did publicly. I think you’re allowed to talk shit about your ex’s (if you never had kids together) privately to your friends for the rest of your life.

I believe that no conversation on this article is meaningful in any way and that nothing is lost or gained by either believing or disbelieving any of it aside from a quick diversion. This is the Dirt Bag.

I can think of many reasons...

(me too)

I guess he ordered a Fucking Piece Of Shit

It looks to me like the umpire is taking Lynn’s lunch order.

I AM NOT A GOOD WEED SMOKER

I forget weed is illegal like literally all the time.

This is one of the easiest issues to use to explain white privilege to doubters (hi mom and dad!) because most white, affluent parents know a kid who got busted. My best friend got busted for weed the summer before senior year high school. He paid a fine, his parents were disappointed, and he was suspended for the…

all due respect, you gotta tighten up your game. You are getting caught way too much.

Let me tell you all of the times I got caught smoking weed (I am an adorable white blonde lady from an affluent family)

Stop trying to keep me from perfecting my ghost hit. LEGALIZE IT!

That makes him look so much cooler than he ever has been or will be in his entire *life*.

Just FYI, we absolutely plan on doing the same when the Democratic debates happen.

Gizmodo and Deadspin (and periodically Jalop) both suffer from this crowd of people who are so antithetical to the process of picking the leader of this country that every post even tangentially related to politics is immediately met with a flood of comments of “this is a tech/sports/car blog! why are you infecting…

also

What if we sent all the autism-causing vaccines to Russia? Problem solved.

For the record, I follow neither of these teams and didn’t even know who Kyle Seager was until just now (i.e. I still don’t know him), but he just looks like the kind of guy you want to hit.