if you really think about it, we are all the cunt-punch girl.
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Why do all the headlines for all four of these stories sound like they were written by the cunt punch sorority girl?
Forgive me for stirring up controversy (because I don't even believe that this should be a debate), but I for one believe that Selena was only the beginning of what would have been an era of not just niche market Latin presence in pop music, as we had in the late 90s early aughts. I feel she would have ushered in an…
I’m done polishing Rachel Maddow’s wooden dildo now, and I’m going to put right here on this shelf next to my collection of obvious sarcasm that somehow flew over the head of Deadspin commenters.
Dealing with the huge ramifications of this video — possibly suspending or firing a personality the magnitude of Whatshername — will surely be the end of ESPN. I can’t see how they could possibly recover without that indistinct blonde girl who obviously, based on her own account of being on television, has meant so…
“Lose some weight, baby girl.”
“DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?”
Yes, of course you are right on all the science with the penile monitoring and all BUT you fail to recognize that they are doing this to fuck with a serial rapist like Darren Sharpest. Because FUCK Darren Sharper. He can get that shit attached to his dick for as long as this is around.
White people, amirite?
There are a few women broadcasters here in SoCal who have detectable Spanish accents. One of them pursuing his lies might make him throw his own feces.
It would be so easy to make this guy melt down on camera. Send a smart woman to interview him and give her instructions to poke him on any duplicitous answer. Start a couple questions with “As a woman, I’d like to ask you...”
Not that I'm wishing for it to happen, but if Michelle Obama were to die tragically...
As a Browns fan I offer you zero sympathy and hope your team burns in the most fiery way possible.
Honestly, I think she is trying to downplay her family's wealth here. Like, she isn't in the family business herself, but her father's net worth is $3.4 Billion dollars! The rest of her father's family are also billionaires (Her aunts and unclies and cousins in France themselves have a networth of over $9 Billion…
Yeah, but even on VEEP she is a hot piece of ass. I would take her fifty-something body over my thirty-something body any day.
Even more proof that Julia Louis-Dreyfus is the woman Liz Lemon wants to be. ("I have been sexually rejected by, not one, but two guys who later went to clown college.")