Hey, it worked for Kevorkian!

Whomever from the Mets decided that the best course of action was for Harvey to delete his entire Twitter account is likely so tech-illiterate that he/she thought that deleting the account would remove this photo's existence from the internet entirely

"Well, thanks for taking the time to talk, Matt."

"Your Qualcomm."

Harvey: (gets in cab) "Take me to where the Mets go for surgery"

"I can't believe it's been six months already."

I'd love to talk about the pic, but today is about honoring and supporting Qualcomm.

Thank god someone has spoken out! My neighbor is addicted to these things. He actually sits in a chair and swings his arm to increase the "steps" he took that day. Its an addiction. He tells me his numbers "go through the roof" when he jerks off, as the bracelet is on his main working hand. And yet he wonders why…

Black men have been getting this haircut since before that.

Yeah, this is a man-candy bartender haircut. There's nothing wrong with it. It just seems like the male version of dyed black blunt bangs on a lady. It looks good on most people, but then everyone that has it starts to look the same.

Please. Don't make it sound like you are above sex. You want sex, girls won't give it to you. Stop trying to make yourself feel better with this "I want more than that". You haven't been "zoned", either you were a pussy and didn't make a move (like the guy above), or she wasn't into you.

There is so, so much truth in the answer to the first question. The Friend-Zone is just an angry way of saying that someone doesn't want to sleep with you. And you know what? It's okay for someone to not want to sleep with you. In fact, it's the typical default: most people don't want to sleep with you! There are…

I firmly believe only a monumental asshole would go back 11 years to write a pissy article about a car in an Alan Moore-adapted movie.

There is an argument to be made that faster pitching resulted in MORE home runs while increasing strike outs, as contact that does occur would send the ball farther. This is because the energy of the ball doesn't disappear after a bat hits it. The balls are elastic and will bounce of the bats. When the ball moves…

You know who Babe Ruth didn't have to play against???? BLACK PEOPLE