I love when Republicans say one reason they belong to their party is because they support the rule of law. Know who else supports the rule of law?

Can anyone explain to me why dumb people think people who aren’t in the country legally can get on welfare? It’s already too hard for people who have never even left the country to get government assistance.

People who work for the Federal Government and simultaneously preach self-sufficiency are my favorite.

I thought for sure that the BLM would be abolished

The internet says he’s moderate and liberal on social issues and has said that he would be like the governator.

I’ve dated guys Dwayne’s size, and I’m quite petite. You’d think it’d feel like that but it doesn’t. It’s more like being surrounded by a cozy man-cage.

I mean he would be better than Trump. I have a feeling Trump won’t run in 2020, and instead they will have the Rock do it. Experience? Prior service? Not qualifications for President anymore it seems.

We’ve accidentally lost more than you can imagine. We’re an “As Seen on TV” franchise; works great a lot of the time, but ends up putting broken glass in your lemonade when you least expect it.

It’s that 0-7 record in the playoffs that blows my mind.

I’m sure another Goldman Sachs or JP Morgan executive can fill the vacancy. You know, drain the swamp.

Nope, not if Gronk initiated the contact, which he did.

It’s not all that impressive compared to the fact he’s played his entire career without a brain.

can you imagine if the word “penetrate” was used?

So...Eli Manning’s career?

+1 for it being realistic.

Gronk: “What’s wrong with it?”

Can we move on from the pats and deflating already?

Ryan Tannehill will play 15 years in the league and at the end of it we will still have no idea if he sucks or not.

Remember when the 49ers didn’t hire Adam Gase because he didn’t want to keep around Jim Tomsula and then hired Jim Tomsula instead?

Well, some are pretty thankful for the fast travel, general waypoint, and better journal.