It’s probably a great asset having a receiver with loads of experience reading defensive schemes at a high level. Also its kind of nice to see how far the league has progressed racially. In the past a black player without even 10% of Pryor’s athletic ability would have been told his future was at WR or DB. But…

Well, by “didn’t react strongly enough”, she meant that instead of starting to pay her the amount of attention she wanted, he was just being a selfish asshole, rolling on the ground and screaming “FUCK FUCK GODAMNIT IT HURTS!!!!!” Kept it all about himself, he did!

Ugh, that was awful.

She was probably just trying to make TE.

Huh. Not the usual kind of hot water we see college athletes getting themselves into these days.

Dude, if youre in the middle of an out of control day long bitch fest with your girlfriend and she just out of the blue starts boiling some water GET THE FUCK OUT!

“It can be hard to put your finger on exactly what you fear most about the rise of Donald Trump: the racism? The sexism? The xenophobia? The profoundly dangerous lack of judgment?”

Said this elsewhere, but it bears repeating... Clinton, Obama, et al were right about one thing: this election was about what kind of country we are. And the electorate has decided: we are an asshole. Of the assholes, by the assholes, for the assholes. And now we have an Asshole-in-Chief. Van Jones is right, we are a…

Souls can be eaten too?

The 2016 election is what a Mel Brooks movie would look like in a universe without laughter.

All he wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi. But they wouldn’t give it to him.

Tiffany is the Meg Griffin of the Trumps.

OH! MIS-ter Draper, you have given me a touch of the vapors!

I’m a cord cutter and I don’t think I will ever go back. If there is a game on that I really want to watch, I go watch it with someone. Bring them a 6-pack and everyone is happy.

Ooh. Using “catholic” in the non-religious sense. Well done.

2015-2016 Warriors points in the paint: 43.8 ppg

What does this have to do with the World Series ?

And proves that some suck-ass messed up his code, which explains why he malfunctioned a game ago.

Also premature: 3-1

Damn! The guy’s just trying to follow the rules, and he gets punished for it. Everyone knows that in the NFL, celebrating is not allowed.