RIP DEADSPIN

STOP 👏 MAKING 👏 MODEST 👏 PROPOSALS 👏 THAT DON’T 👏 INVOLVE 👏 EATING 👏 IRISH 👏 BABIES

That’s the MLB.com video player, but I will anyway

Folks are so anxious to throw dirt on Rodgers grave, but dude is currently leading the NFL in passer rating and TDs and has yet to throw a pick.

Ignoring everything else you said for a moment, I have to ask... why did you censor the word “idiot”?

FYI, if they have an accent when they come back or ever say ‘I forget the word in English’, you’re legally allowed to bludgeon them with a hammer.

Of course Europe makes you better. Spend five minutes with anyone who studied abroad and they’ll tell you.

But also, don’t bank too much on a customer base that’s aging out/dying off. Or you’ll actually end up like Harely Davidson.

Congrats. You restated the premise of the article without actually understanding that it was the premise of the article.

We made it look easy? Really?

The weird thing is how easy the US makes it look. We put feet on the moon with minimal computing power and now horribly antiquated technology. The fact that countries with very capable engineers and the power of the internet and ridiculously good computers can’t succeed reliably, is a testament both to the skill of…

making public these public documents would “place the county and its taxpayers at a competitive disadvantage.” 

“FUCK TRUMP” should be the chant at every event, internationally.

Kyrgios is the Waco Kid of tennis. The gunfighter who hates the only thing he is good at.

If he really puts some effort into it, it’ll turn blue

Goldstein suggesting she’d like DiGiorgio to choke her during sex.

What’s the chance this guy ever uttered the words “family values” at least once in his political carreer?

He’s resigning to run for Senate.

Still, she said, she grew embarrassed and unsettled by the exchanges, reviewed by The Inquirer, because DiGiorgio had “the upper hand” in their dynamic. They finally stopped communicating in February, after a written exchange in which she told him his messages amounted to his “sexually harassing” her.

Only east of the Ohio River, and only if you and your family either don't care about or dislike unions.