But let’s not forget the real victims, the fans of Penn State athletics

Correct. He is not a singer. He is a genius.

It’s Justin’s seething rage as “Can’t Stop the Feeling” continues to not take the world by storm.

I hope JT gets nominated for that abomination of a song JUST SO I CAN WATCH HIM LOSE. AND HE’LL KNOW IT’S COMING AND THAT THERE’S NOTHING HE CAN DO ABOUT IT.

Well, it would be a PEMGGOT, since he has Pulitzer, Emmy, Mcarthur Genius Grant, Grammy (potentially Oscar) and Tony.

Wouldn’t an Oscar make him an even more rare PEGOT, since he also got a Pulitzer this year?

this guy.

I THOUGHT this was the same guy who had the Paris situation. Couldn’t happen to a better person.

Mathematically dissecting ‘strategies’ in COD is like doing psychoanalysis on a 1 year old...

this might be the first call of duty in years where the campaign is more interesting than the multiplayer.

Some perspective on how historic this is:

Seriously. What an asshole. How about blaming the perv sexting your daughter rather than the woman who had literally nothing to do with it, Pops?

The teen’s father told Buzzfeed he’d voted early for Clinton but regretted it, adding, “With the recent developments with my daughter, I can say that I would likely not have voted for either of these clowns if I had it to do over again.”

I had an eight-pint win last night. Then I got yelled at by strangers about my parking skills.

This must be one of those “Magic Eye” pictures that I could never see. People keep telling me they see a great hitter. The Cubs told me they saw $184,000,000 worth of talent.

Everyone has their price. It just happens that the White Sox price is really low and they’ll let you pull a filthy sanchez on ‘em when your done.

Don’t worry, people of the south, I hear fuel deliveries are already on their way, with escorts for protection.

And you would tell them you are adding a battery why? I mean, after the tiles are up and inspected, throwing a couple of NiCad AAA’s in the basement (or a Powerwall) does not really need to be common knowledge, does it?

Apparently yes. The stuff is supposed to be stronger than standard roof materials.

If it was the regular season, they might call a machete to the groin, but they let that kind of stuff go in the playoffs.