Not leadership material.

Appropriate as NFL defenses will be greeting Cousins with arms wide open all season long.

Interestingly, this actually does offend 9 out of 10 Native Americans.

Polls are often about wording more than the demographics of respondents.

The world actually caters to the .1% who have 90% of all the wealth.

Is the Washington Post one of the many many many DC Area news outlets controlled by Mr. Snyder?

When your body is but a Kessel, you fill it up with whatever.

I think I will make “He was a guy that existed” my headstone epitaph.

He was a guy that existed.

Kessell scares me every time he has the puck. His speed is still somehow underrated and often taken for granted, and he and Hagelin have really found their scoring touches. Couple that with the Lightning’s uninspired play last night and I get a really nervous feeling about Friday’s game, because it’s been clear for…

Best clip of the night was Kessel red-faced, gasping for breath after he setup the Hagelin goal.

This line thinks it’s cute, it knows it’s sexy. It’s got the looks that drives the girls wild.

Nice to see Kessel taking a break from ruining the Maple Leafs.

Steph Curry is wasting his talents on this basketball thing. I say without a shadow of a doubt he’d be the greatest beer pong player who ever walked the earth.

Meh, every writer makes mistakes once in a while.

That was some Captain America hurling his shield shit. That thing does not obey the laws of physics at all!

Waiters seems like the kind of guy who routinely has people tell him “FUCK YOU” directly to his face. He’s probably used to it.

“And-1!”

Phil Kessel hat trick: one goal, one assist, one overturned hot dog cart.