I seriously think this is why my husband loves it so much. I swear, he’s probably accept a knighthood for services to oral sex.

Really. Like, not trying to humblebrag or anything but eating pussy is so fun in and of itself. I don’t understand guys like William.

real conversation i’ve had with a tinder date

Arians also said this week that Andre Ellington would see an increased role in the offense, but he got only 3 carries (and no passes). I think he’s just trolling people.

Joke’s on you, John Brown—my girlfriend is also a fantasy!

“BUZZER BEATER

It kind of looks like that salamander hand from the worst first season X-Files episode.

Fan: Hey Roger, show us a cool trick you can do with a racket!

And he traveled!

How can this man expect to be taken seriously as a football coach if he acts like a human being?

The internet fired the first shot, by making us so wary of online ads (throughs pop ups, autoplays, sounds, epilepsy inducing light effects, etc.) that no one even wants to give the new round of ads a chance.

Cla77ic 7taley.

Maybe the Redskins can hire Yankovic to imitate a competent head coach.

I dunno, enough punch can be devastating, too.

That would be the Suicide Squat movie.

I mean.

I can’t wait for this movie to come out. I hope Joker drinks Faygo, and Harley Quinn has a southern belle accent, and Deathstroke spends the whole movie saying “Welcome to EARF”, and Killer Croc says “That’s not a knife.” I’m going to get so blasted and laugh my ass off at all of it, and the fanboys who lose their…

Seriously, just release the movie already, the overhype kills it. I’m looking at you Dark Knight Rises, so disappointing