....living there* illegally....

No it won’t. Wimbledon ‘08.

I can’t wait to wake up in the middle of the night to watch this. This is historic shit.

The last (and only other) time this happened was...wait for it...

Also notable is Roddick’s assertion that, if it is a Federer-Nadal final, it might be one of the most important matches ever. If Federer wins, he’s at 18 majors. If Nadal wins, he’s at 15 - padding his distance from Djokovic and inching closer to Federer, with the French Open the next major and a healthy Nadal on…

The world needs Federer-Nadal more than ever.

I’m sure we can find a few more oil executives to toss in there.

Sock’s forehand generally exceeds Nadal’s these days in terms of RPM.

A white person joke is what I came for. Thanks.

I absolutely agree. There’s no clock to run out. Tennis goes until the last point is played and someone wins. Tennis really often is about want.

So, if you popped in some modern Lithium Ion batteries, and updated it with some more efficient motors...it would be a whole lot better but still really ugly.

His ‘07 dismantling of Roddick at the AO was definitely better, but this was still incredible.

Berdych is looking old and slow. His serve is carrying him.

It was cold as fuck in ‘09.

Istomin truly did win this, it wasn’t just Djokovic throwing it away. Was Djokovic his best, robotically efficient point machine? No. Did he play pretty well himself? Oh yes.

+1 evil tortures.

Cocaine is the reason. It’s all implied.

Keep in mind that this is Nick Kyrgios as a kid.

Correct.

He admitted in his post-match conference that he basically didn’t prepare well enough in the “offseason” (which is a comical word for the couple of weeks off in professional tennis, and which isn’t even time off, really).

The exhibition match he played against Sock a few weeks back showed pretty well how seriously he…

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