Demon eyeball! I’m dying.

The Root’s “actually, fuck Bernie Sanders” take has some good points but is really some weak ass motherfucking shit overall.

Hey. Hey.

Perhaps we don’t know the extent of her grasp on what was happening, the morality of it, or the consequences. Like Cee Lo sang, just a thought.

People with learning disabilities get executed in the United States, what makes anyone think they would keep someone from being arrested?

That’s some sick shit.

Do so many bad opinions come out of baseball because it’s mostly redneck white dudes and people raised in heavily Catholic Latin American countries?

He got a nice jab in and he gets a fucking Deadspin shoutout for it?

No, but you don’t need it. Some Google image searches will do you well.

Man, that concussion article. Fucking hell.

All of these things people are listing are why having LA host the games are a good idea.

Tennis is a weird game, though, involving not only all of those physical traits, but a mountain of mental ones.

Wawrinka. Federer’s game changed, though he isn’t the freakishly transcendent player he once was. Murray has only gotten better, even though I can’t stand to watch him play.

Bullshit. I submit his ‘14 AO and ‘15 RG title runs as two of the most spectacular tennis performances of the the decade.

Rich and poor people both have kids.

A compilation of “are you fucking kidding me?” reactions from people watching Sock’s forehand drop in should have been obligatory.

The mythical forced errors.

In tennis, players that tall usually struggle with injuries more than shorter guys. The potential is big and early, but short. I hope that’s not the case with Alexander.

The amount of money he wears on his wrist during matches is insane.

Look harder.