He is 5'9".

They care enough that they don’t want to foot the bill for more stadium shenanigans.

Moving from Canada to escape the horrors of socialism....

The way that bear takes a shit, looking over his shoulder, is how I want to feel every time I drop a sick insult on somebody.

I’ve never had a favorite toaster oven.

I’ve never had a favorite toaster oven.

Counterpoint: he had no time for this shit and he was the best person on the flight.

Let’s go with Pizza.

Trump supporters are at 0, too, because they also have to live in this country.

DEADSPIN PARENT POSTS.

This is one of my favorite yearly posts. God help me if my parents every review anything I ever write.

BAH GAWD.

How the fuck does Tucker Carlson even manage to tie his shoes?

I say they suit David up.

You clearly have zero experience in intermittent sprints.

If this were the US, he would have been shot to death 10x over.

I legit can’t wait to make this list.

We’re all in this burning ship together, friend.

I love this.

Westbrook’s inner monologue: “Fuck YOU, fuck THIS, fuck HIM TOO, fuck THAT, fuck EVERYTHING.”

Sure, fine, we’re all fucked anyway.