The Hosts will find out that they, too, are just a bunch of evil human assholes, just with different guts.

Busnado.

Anyone got a Gif of Crosby calling someone a “fucking pussy” from this week’s Islander’s game?

This dude probably thought it was a bucket of nickels or some shit.

Actually, Billy, Hope Solo is married.

That fucking porch had it coming.

Thoughts of Russell Wilson vis a vis this opinion? Genuinely curious.

I’m thinking about running for office, but I’m a much-loathed millennial with a healthy digital footprint that’s existed for...forever. This is likely to be a serious issue for lots of would-be candidates going forward, since even Hillary Clinton can’t escape digital problems and she can’t even use a fucking…

...how was he caught? Meaning, why the fuck stop running if you can move that fast and kill your lights?

Every time I remember to. Even in traffic that’s stopped to a complete halt, I like to leave enough space between me and the car in front of me to pull out of the line of traffic in case something insane starts going down.

Fucking Stan. Guh. Maddening.

You’d win the occasional point if you practiced for a few weeks intensively.

I want Wawrinka to paste Murray so badly.

Everyone should be rooting for Wawrinka to win so he can face Djokovic. He’ll show up for that.

Andy Murray is my least favorite top player. The way he mopes around the court, bitches constantly, and roars in triumph at his opponents’ errors just makes him seem like a giant fucking arse.

That last email is like a checklist for ANGRY WHITE GUY WHO DOESN’T WANT TO BE OVERTLY RACIST bingo.

No, because Democrats don’t need to defend their rationality.

Wawrinka is one of my favorite players when he gives a shit.

Sometimes I still watch this video four or five times in a row.

They gave him so much time and space. Even with a slightly-gimped knee, I’m surprised he didn’t take off more. I guess he didn’t have to, though, he threw some good passes into diarrhea-soft coverage.