I would take that game check. Browns GM, message me.

I am more convinced than ever that Belichick is just throwing darts and shit keeps working.

Ashley Feinberg is a national treasure.

If you’re being fired at, your best chance is keeping the engine between you and the shooter(s).

YES. TEAM LEGS!

I’m from Pennsylvania, and I can attest to the fact that they’re still suffering deeply. Anytime you mention Sandusky, violent rages and vitriolic outbursts erupt. Paranoia manifests itself in the form of conspiracy theories.

Tl;dr: “You need to know what a crumpet is to understand cricket.”

“Which, of course, she loves.”

Sometimes I wonder if any particularly nefarious people will build directional microwave/EMP weapons into a truck or whatever and then take out any pursuit vehicles / helicopters trying to follow them after a heist.

AND I’M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I’M FREE.

I love Popovich. I love Kerr. I love that they’re good enough friends that Pop can tell him to piss in a bucket in public.

Ever tried to hit forehands like Sock? I have. They work great! But rarely.

Truth. Great, brutal match. Good shiz.

Soon we will be free of this scourge.

I just want to point out how much of a Superman face Reeve had.

I cannot wait for the assured bankruptcy.

Are traps and mass culls just untenable to Germans?

Map entitled, “Places People Live”.

Can you imagine the subtle, simmering rage that the world would have if the undisputed best player in the world were American?

Am I the only one who doesn’t understand the desire to talk to my fucking phone all the time? I don’t get it. I never understood the appeal of Siri (also because Siri sucks) when just Googling something more precise and seeing a bunch of more information would be a better option. These things make no fucking sense.…