I’m with you. Moving is exhausting and expensive. Who want’s to do that after every semi-long term relationship. Until you’re married or have kids its kinda pointless.

No, but marriage does grant you certain legal rights if you split. Especially if you have a prenup.

The women of the world are grateful that you have chosen to stop bothering us.

Females everywhere thank you for avoiding future relationships.

“Women all turn into your mother after 3 years.”

Wait, do they all turn into my mother, or your mother? Or the mother of whoever they are dating that time? Seems like outcomes could be radically different depending on the answer to that question (and what kind of mother the dude in question has).

I think it's wise to remind yourself that love is supposed to feel good. This simple phrase has kept me away from a lot of toxic men.

If only there were some sort of neutralizer than you could take every time you think your emotions and hormones are getting in the way of solid judgement.

The other side of this is that sometimes you have to be the one to pull the rug out from under the other person. Equally traumatic, equally painful, equally necessary.

Sexism really fucks up relationship growth though. Here’s my problem when I date men. I’m always so fixated on “Will this guy screw me over? Will he say he wants an intelligent motivated woman when later, he’ll just decide that all along he really needed a woman to mother him and step aside when necessary for the sake…

“What the actual fuck happened to me?” Hormones. EVIL MOTHERFUCKING HORMONES. Too bad we can’t break up with THEM. The ‘pause has banished most of mine to the dungeon and I’m cool with that.

Stalking is fucking TERRIFYING, and I don’t think nearly enough people understand that. I had opposing counsel once indicate to me they thought it was a “puppy love” situation and it was just cute. As someone who routinely handles these cases, and has been the victim of not one, but TWO stalkers, I can tell you it is…

let he who hasn't married ten different people without getting a divorce first throw the first stone

One night I woke to the sound of someone trying to pick the lock on my apartment door. I was home alone with infant son and I had no rational thought in my head. I just moved closer to the door and yelled HONEY, GET THE GUN THERE’S SOMEONE TRYING TO BREAK IN!

I’ve been in public service dealing with perverts, people in the midst of a psychotic break, assholes, misoginistic assholes, every variety of asshole, really, and I’m used to dealing with them. I can’t really afford to be afraid since PD requires that I go up to the person and tell them they are permanently banned.…

If they are that repulsed by women how do they ever procreate. I pity their wives, as I'm sure their sex lives are sort of the polar opposite of 'hot'.

Oh my god, SITTING next to WOMEN?

Hearing it is so much scarier than hearing about it.

The fear in her voice made me cry.

It's okay Kevin, we all have bad days.