OK, but what do I get for the guy I've been shagging? I need something that says, "Look, you're fun, and the sex is good let's keep doing the sex, but I'm never going to be serious about you, please stop asking. No, really, it's embarrassing."

NOW YOU ARE SPEAKING MY LANGUAGE, IN AN ELEGANT AND TASTEFUL MANNER THAT CONVEYS RESPECT AND YET HONORS CENTURIES OF BLING APPRECIATION. I SALUTE YOU SIR.

Separate bedsheets/duvets are the secret to a happy marriage/co-habitation. Trust.

The smug and patronizing expressions on that guy's face. UGHHHHHH.

So this is better than Movie 43, then.

Strangely enough, I've dated a few divorcees. I'm actually dating one now. Never been married, myself.

my grandparents have been married for 50 years but my memaw almost left my papaw in the late 60s because she found out he was gambling all of his money away. she got a job and started saving up to leave; he realized what she was doing and begged her to stay and quit her job, and said that he would quit gambling. she…

So many men don't want women earning real money because all these guys have to offer is earning power. If women as a whole could close the wage gap, these clowns would have to come to the table with good personalities, good looks, a certain weight/ height, etc. You know, all the shit that women are required to have in…

• Feminism

once she called out how it's sort of bs that everyone acts like she's the only one who writes about her exes. and that's a really good point. of course she writes about them, like every other person who's ever written a love song in the history of the world. is it because her love life is so very public that we act…

Honestly, as an American, I can say that it really only takes one or two generations of wealth to start churning out particularly unimpressive offspring. Money is a helluva drug.

That dress is kind of hideous and unflattering.

Cludo. This is England dontcha know!

And here I was thinking that "British porn" was just a euphemism for really nice houndstooth tweed jacket.

All of this sounds so unpleasant. She can't have enjoyed having that much sex. I would be so tired of having sex.

I think the trope makes people think they're doing life wrong if they aren't making a living off of the things that make them happy. The idea of doing what you love is a completely modern invention, fueled by celebrities, internet moguls, and lifestyle brands.

Gosh you are really bright eyed and bushy tailed. I am probably older than you. I don't need to do something I love. I'm ok with just doing something I tolerate.

I spend workday mornings explaining to Mr Fusspot, who will have thrown himself in front of the door in a dramatic attitude designed to keep me from going to work, that if he wants to keep the steady stream of liver bits flowing he is going to have to get off the doormat and let me pass.

I love your optimism, but, what does one do for money? Because tons of people are doing what they love most and not surviving on it. You kind of have to sweat the part about making rent.