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Please, let's not pretend as if men don't think about their future wives and children and how many dogs they would have and where they would live and what their wives would do for them. I've heard too many men discuss they're perfect little married lives to think women are the only ones to fantasize.

Further proof: Dogs > Cats

I don't mean to hate on Bennet, but it's just like "The cheese is cool and all, but yet ANOTHER dude that makes me want to watch him perform instead of inviting me to join?" But I've just been jaded by too many bad bands and shitty actors.

You're not even 25 and have been married twice. SLOW down.

Marriage is much easier to get into than it is to get out of. It's in people's interests to really think about the reasons for getting married - and the consequences of doing so - before deciding to do it. It's too late for those who have already been married, but for those who haven't, my advice would be take your

Not to excuse crappy friends who treated you poorly in any way, but just to shed some light on what may have been going on over on the other side of those awkward silences and distanced conversations — I'm 25 and I have been STRUGGLING for the last few years. I make no money, I hate my job, and am trapped by student

My MIL's mother walked out on her 45 year marriage one day. Zero warning (according to my MIL's father but I never bought that). She got up, got dressed, and left a note. She left the house and never saw her husband or kids again. And I never understood why everyone on that side of the family was so surprised.

Any food related ones seem so...icky to me for some reason. The pink telephone one is hilarious, though!

What get me with GoT is how often they have the women be nude, often for no apparent reason, while the men are not only not showing peen or ass, but pretty frequently are FULLY CLOTHED for no apparent reason. The one that really sticks out for me was a scene with Robb Stark and his wife. They had sex, where she was

Get over yourselves, parasites. People with actual jobs will dress as they deem appropriate for their work, not what a bunch of do-nothing's want them to wear to cover their stop here on their eternal vacation.

As a reporter who wears jeans or the like to work every day because I never know if I'm covering a murder scene, a riot, a bridge shut down because of a gas tanker on fire, a court case, Ryan Seacrest, arson, a cop being shot, you get the idea, my response to this is fuck you princess and the hell over yourself.

This is the best thing I have heard in my entire life

I encourage you to run 800 feet of cable, lug 70+lbs of gear up and down risers, and sprint back and forth to the truck because the reporter forgot his phone/pen/tamaguchi in 100 degree heat - all while wearing formal clothing.

Diddle the Skittle

Buffin' the muffin works too.

Mandating technicians, who are guys often lugging heavy things or who won't be seen at all, to wear suits really just makes their jobs more unpleasant. God forbid the hol polloi show up to the greeting of the welfare recipients and be comfortable.

Of course Natalie Dormer thinks that, because she is the very, very best.

Natalie Dormer and Henry Cavill mentioned in the same dirt bag?! Long live Anne Boleyn and Charles Brandon, Duke of Suffolk!!!!11!

It's the derpy Superman hair.

Really? The whole time I was thinking, how did that zoo keeper immediately not make out with his gorgeous face? Yummmmmm