Daykota is just playing at being a fox in the snow:

Oh my god that is extraordinary. Right-clicked, downloaded, named BarrenFuckField.jpg.

LOL! Wow, Debbie Downer. Sure you don't want to diagnose a potential brain tumor in the baby too from the pitch of its laughter? I mean, it's 58 seconds of their lives presented for shits and giggles. Un-clench.

Agreed, the Der Guten Tag Hop-Clop is special.

Please. Next Thursday I will be watching The Fall.

So, I talk a lot to people who are in the "new polyamory," or whatever - you know, the Captain Awkward, Dan Savage approved bourgeois American version. They pretty often express the wish that their various combinations be certified as legal somehow, and I see their perspective.

I don't get it either. The two criticisms I hear are that she had a bad live performance and that she comes from a privileged background. I just don't give a shit; I like most of her music and who she is personally doesn't affect that. And to me it's another instance of how female celebs are scrutinized ruthlessly,…

100% serious question. Why do people hate on Lana Del Rey so much? I really like her voice and the way her music is produced. Sure, she doesn't have the biggest range but I think she pulls it off. It's like she's a modern day Fiona Apple but a tad spookier with electronic beats. I dig it.

Oh great, one more thing to surf around on the internet.

I mean, yeah, absolutely. But can you imagine how grim the alternative would be? "Well, I finished my taxes, time to reward myself by snaking all my drains and mowing all my neighbors' lawns. If I get done in time I can go out for raw celery with my friends and say only positive things about people we know. If they…

White dude needs to tell us about his dick. News at 11.

When he towel-dries it.

me neither. Plus, it doesn't sound fun at all.

As a woman, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say it is not quite as common as noreasontoburn thinks...I have never heard women talk about doing that.

No way, come on. I don't think it's that common. Really? Man, I should get out more.

I told you I was freaky.

and smeared his crap all over the walls of the cubicle and the mirror directly outside it.