I found the ear cleaning 40% cute, 60% gross.

Most. Heterosexual. Ad. For. Sex. Ever.

Other sex positions that have the potential to cause injury:

The Sledgehammer

The Nine-Car-Pileup

The Blast Furnace

The Frenzied Leopard

The Chainsaw Juggling Tightrope Walk

Sex in the bathroom? NO PEOPLE! Slick, tiled floors in rooms with porcelain headcrackers is not the place to have sex!

'Stole a building' pfft. The rest of the Parthenon was badly damaged in the 20th century by restoration work and Elgin stole nothing; his work was supported by the authorities in Athens at the time. Without him we would all be deprived of a unique insight into Ancient Greek culture. And if you think the frieze should…

Ewwwwwww.

I like being able to walk around naked, too, but there are sooooo many other reasons living alone is great. The only food in the house is food I want, I don't have to worry about anybody else's mess (other than my kitties), I can leave a mess and not worry about someone else getting mad about it, I can basically…

If you want to know "what people read" on the subway, couldn't you just, you know, look at the cover?

You can ask whatever you like - but no matter what your intentions are, you are not entitled to someone else's time or a polite reply. Women get all kinds of guys pretending to be interested in what we're wearing/doing/reading when what they really want is sex, so don't be surprised if we treat you distrustfully.

If I'm reading a book I don't want to talk to you. :-)

I consider myself a Tay-Tay fan. At first when I heard this song I didn't like it because the chorus is too repetitive and unimaginative as fuck. The song is kiiiinda growing on me but I'll most likely forget about it in a few weeks. I'm not buying that this song is about Harry Styles. Yes, I'm a "PR relationship"…

WAIT I WAS ON A BOAT ONCE AND HAVE A HAT. There is hope!!!

We watched video with great interest...but we have valid questions.

Yeah, they are cute until they grow and and become this

This was in a textbook, you guys. Not a Chive article. A TEXTBOOK.

You will be utterly crucified at Jezebel for suggesting that exercise is a positive activity. A box of wine for one at brunch, sure, but god forbid you go to a fucking spin class.

I agree, with regard to social pressures and traditional gender norms. But it seems to me, in an ideal world none of us would clean house for weird, status-obsessed, keeping-up-with-the-Joneses reasons—we'd do it in order to make our homes comfortable and accessible for the people we live with. Because it's the…

"The fault here is any parent who doesn't feel this is essential training for boys, too. "

Haha, thank you! I like yours as well! :-P