OMG, THIS PHOTO MAKES ME WANT TO DIE.

Boring? Yes. Gorgeous? Indubitably.

My friend and I had a long conversation about this. Because if he had a boner, that would be so weird and awkward for everyone involved. But if he didn't have a boner, wouldn't you (the actress) be offended? I would.

I've always wondered about the nitty gritty of sex scenes. I mean, you'd probably actually get turned on, right? Even in front of all those people? Are they actually, er, grinding? Does that guy have a boner? Must be weird.

I admit I'm kind of curious whether the moose survived .

Clowns. My best story involves a lot of clowns.

I mean, I have other stories. Honorable mention goes to the time I had sex on the 5th floor of a hotel's glass-walled staircase in plain view of the street below because we couldn't afford to get a room in said hotel, and the time I swam out to the center of Walden Pond…

Curse of the Black Pearl was one of my favourite movies EVER.

I'm all FOR women doing exactly what they want, but when did society decide that picture-perfect model looks were The Right Looks and that what you were born with wasn't okay? I mean: we get all this SHIT pushed on us on an hourly basis — even if you don't read fashion magazines or tabloids, it's THERE with the…

Yeah, I agree. Her old face had more animation and movement in it before. The lips, to be fair, were the result of old plastic surgery and so "fixing" them might actually be bringing her back to what they were before (except they still look kind of plastic).

Oh great. Golf clap. THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH HER ORIGINAL FACE!

What?!?

Stockholm syndrom. I almost feel bad for her.... she was basically indoctrinated into a cult from birth.

"pre-born"

I feel this is 100% a wishful thinking thing, by women who got married early and have NO IDEA how hard it is to be dating when you're in your 40s and beyond. I cannot tell you the number of women I've spoken to who saw their marriages end and spoke to me, a long-time single person, about how they were looking forward…

Is anyone else kind of disappointed in her dress? I mean she's so fucking beautiful and classy all the time, that this dress is just kind of underwhelming in comparison. Plus it sort of looks like it time travelled from the '80s. Like from a classy wedding from the '80s, but still from the '80s.

Let me just state that I don't for a second buy into guys just not being able to help themselves when it comes to young women because "fertility". Bullshit - it's a total social construct. If it wasn't then women would feel the same "drive" to be with 18-22 year-old males. That's *their* physical prime, from a…

Keep telling yourself that Mr. "Nice Guy."

I mean...I guess there's always hookers.

I can see this being used to make the argument that women are the ones with the real power. But if real power was sexual power then men would have given up their powerful, esteemed positions a long time ago (especially during WWII when women took over male jobs. Why not tell the women to stay in those jobs while men…

Ugh clicking on the pending comments was a mistake. The man pain...