Poor woman. Imagine being sold into marriage to a man so you could catch syphilis. Appalling.

My mum was in a similar situation; in fact, halfway across a continent from her parents. She once said to just try not to hold yourself to super-high standards. Because just by being there for your kid you are doing all you need to do. Don't worry about the house! It'll still be there to clean in a few years. All new…

Is there a grandma/grandpa who could pitch in sometimes? I hope dad is pulling his weight in doing chores around the house. I'm sure things will pick up soon when little Minkoff can handle a spoon and operate velcro shoe fastenings

Give yourself a break! It seems unfair that you should have to do house, job AND baby at once. Can you maybe go part time or something? If not, chin up!! Get as much rest as you can and get a friend to come over so you can have a much-needed nap.

Bloody hell, who dresses up in Nazi gear for sports day??? Just a jolly schoolgirlish jape, eh?

This voiceover is hilarious!! I came undone after 'critter' and 'how the heck'. British gal speaking.

What? You have some mysterious third entity, neither our biscuit nor your cookie, that is ALSO called a biscuit??? The mind boggles!!

Oh, for Christ's sakes, if you want someone with a girlfriend and he wants you, why not? There's a hierarchy. Some women get more men of the opposite sex interested in them. Some of those men will already be in relationships. If they pick you over their girlfriend, does it really mean it's a terrible start to the…

I want you on the floor. I want you by the door. I want you in the car. I want you here and there, Oh Cabbagepatch I want you everywhere

No idea why Iggy Azalea gets all this hate. She's pretty, successful, and some of her songs are actually touching, like "work" where she talks about how it felt to leave home at 16 and move continents.

Gosh, that really is an unflattering photograph

Oh God, this is disturbing. There's something so incredibly elemental about our eye colour, intrinsic to our identity. This just seems like a really self-hating move. It's not like dying your hair, its your flipping EYES.

Am I the only person who ships Haymitch and Katniss? Maybe. Maybe I'm just a weirdo.

Lovely, was it inspired by the forest?

Pff. My vag is priceless.

Thanks for the recommend, meloves some sexy audiobooks. Have you tried The Red Necklace, read by the ever gorgeous Tom Hiddles?

Ditto ditto! It's been a pleasure talking cats with ya.

Gosh, you are one tough cookie. I was SURE that one would melt your stony heart. Ok, fair deal, I shall take ALL THE SQUISHY FACE KITTEHS :-)

I defy you stars!!

YEAH! You go Mutti!!