This isn't light-hearted fun. It's about undeserved hereditary privilege which is even now having a bad effect on English society.

This is why I won't be cohabitating before marriage. Fine if you want to, but it seems it can just cover up the fact that one person in the relationship isn't that into it.

Oh why oh why are people reporting this non-story??? I'm so tired of hearing about this bunch of fatuous inbreds.

'I turn him down a few times' - that bit worries me. It sounds like you said no but he didn't listen. I hope you're ok.

I LOVE me a good cardigan. Where can you get nice soft shades, wool, tailored a bit, in the UK/Europe? John Lewis colours are terrible this year.

This calendar objectifies women. Let's not forget Terry Richardson's unbelievably puerile one a few years back.

Ok, I'm watching the shit out of this. I LURVE Jamie Dornan. Just a tad wee bit unrealistic he'd be into Miss Average. Cinderella/bluebeard in a different wrapper

HOW is her ass so huuuugee?????? DAYUM.

I am BEYOND mad about Brody. HOW COULD THEY???!!

I could not BELIEVE how comprehensively they ruined this show in season 3. I loved the first two so much then they fucked up the central dynamic completely by killing *you know who* (not voldemort). WHYYYY? An example of the writers having a completely different idea of what the whole show was supposed to mean than…

This is just ridiculous. How pathetic are they? I really think these 911 cat owners are unbelievably needy and unable to cope with life, so they fixate on the police as authority figures who might somehow 'rescue' them. Cos this can't possibly be about the terrible threat posed by a weak and small fluffy animal.

Aaaaaaaaaaarghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is dreadful. What if she was deaf? What if she just couldn't HEAR him say stop? To escalate it to chucking her down and punching her is completely insane.

I just want to be sick. I'm English and I could cry that our judicial system is in the hands of people like this. Giving the perpetrator a pat on the back in court and wow, they wonder why English women don't report rape and assault much. When the people who are supposed to be protecting you obviously save all their…

Ohhhh, riiiiighhht. Not a CLASSIC rapist. I see. More of a Futuristic Rapist, or a New Look Rapist. Better let him off then.

We all know that the most prestigious university in the world is Cambridge.

There is a greater risk of infection with IUDs. Most women don't want something shoved up there. The infection thing is a much more fearful risk if you want to have children some day.

Cassiebear!! You are always so upbeat on here! It sounds like you are having a bad spell, so I am sending lots of happy thoughts your way. Hang in there.

This is wrong!!!! Oh so wrong!!!!! skin NEVER goes after eyes or you get powder and foundation all over your mascara.

What really bothers me is the speechifying. Having the bride just sit there like a lemon while 3 different men talk. What about if she wants to proclaim her love, or her mother wants to talk about their relationship?