My dumbass mothers advice about kids? “You should at least have one, just to see what it’s like.” Nope. Never took her advise and I’m better off for it. Being born femail doesn’t mean one is automatically mother material. I love my cats though. They are my kids.

My JoC is the 1975 edition, and I use it for info on ingredients and methodology more than the recipes themselves. But for sheer artery clogging recipes I turn to my (equally old) Better Homes and Gardens New Cook Book. It’s a spiral bound heart attack.

A steaming pile of words. Apart from that, I have no idea.

Thank you. It isn’t just me then. Also, her recipes look so bad I’ve never bothered to try them. Yuck.

I’d like to see a tournament where every player has to use the old-fashioned wooden rackets. Take away the reliance on technology and show me who is actually competent in all facets of the game.

Thanks for everyone’s replies. Apparently I’m suffering from reading comprehension failure.

I wasn’t criticizing. I was genuinely curious, which is why I asked.

A carabiner? Why?

I was dumb enough to buy a 3D compatible monitor a few years ago. Ugh. That went nowhere fast. Next time I’ll just get a really good basic monitor and maybe in a few years I’ll spring for a 4K.

Well, cats do have two sets of vocal cords. I’ll bet they were both in full throttle...

That “whoosh” you hear is the point of his rant sailing right over your head.

Tongue scraping helps. Just not to extremes, cause a raw tongue sucks.

My eyes saw Zanaboni, but my mind saw Zamboni....

Sounds a little like Sade back in the day, except Janet has vocal range and expression, melodic nuance, and top notch production.

Any man with a head that big should know better...

I love it. Guys aren’t staring at boobs, they’re reacting to subtle breast physics! (No snark) :)

I’ve always wanted to try and make kale chips. No excuses now.

Yep. Which I why I’m afraid it may never happen, but it would be so cool if they could figure it out. Even if I could use the app on my tablet to control the Firestick I’d be happy. The remote is too small and klutzy for me to use comfortably. (Jeez - entitled attitude much? Lol.)

Yep. Which I why I’m afraid it may never happen, but it would be so cool if they could figure it out. Even if I…