I’ve never watched any of the Twilight series. Maybe the next time its on free tv (and I have absolutely nothing else to watch.) :)

In every pic I’ve ever seen of her I notice her eyes, because to me they are just emotionless and dead. Ugh.

“the hormone was administered by a masseuse without his knowledge.”

“it is easily fixed with stretching”

I love my Firestick. All I need now is the capability to control it using my Echo instead of the remote. So many expectations....

I love my Firestick. All I need now is the capability to control it using my Echo instead of the remote. So many…

Kids today. OMG.

I have a nickname! QCumber...

Same here. Redhead and pale as hell. Went to Fla in July(!), and had never been so didn’t know what to expect. Went canoing - lots of trees, no sunburn right? Wrong. So very wrong. When we got back to the canow livery the lady behind the counter gace me directions to the neareast grocery store and told me to buy milk…

If you aren’t making any extra money from overtime something is very wrong, regardless of your tax status.

Perhaps this instead?

If you’re watching a 24 hour race on a laptop you’re doing it wrong.

It’s an indictment of the American education system!

Poor bear. He was only looking for some re-leaf....

Funniest post I’ve read all day. I’m sitting here laughing my ass off. Your penance of course, is to hug the first kitten (or cat) you see. Wish I could star this a bajillion times. :)

It isn’t just in his looks for me, it’s how he walks, his confidence and what I feel is his innate goodness. He exudes compassion, and that in itself I find sexy as hell.

Isn’t she saying she’s a black woman trapped in a white woman’s body?

But he’s not a dickless man. So there’s that.

The slingbutt is cracking me up.

Just bought Tales From the Borderlands for 50% off. Can’t wait to play it, but I’m going to have to wear blinders while I’m on Steam or I’m gonna blow my budget big time.