Is the robot from the Australian part of the galaxy?

I suggest a better name for this machine. Let’s go with a Star Wars theme... FU-M8

I’m still of the opinion that he’s not actually trying to win the election. I think he’s working for Hillary. He was supposed to go batshit, get some publicity (his payment), embarrass the Republicans and then when he gets booted siphon away a few percent of the vote, just enough to ensure a Democratic victory.

I have a feeling he’ll find a way to overcome this relatively small obstacle in his path.

This is going to be a feel good story by the time that the Olympics are over.

Sadly this isn’t the slightest bit new:

Still lost...please enlighten

I think of it more as a coach encouraging his team to always go for the gold. I have faith in you guys.

I CHOOSE YOU, FESTERING CORPSE!!!!

I sense a great disturbance in the Force... as though millions of TSA agents suddenly cried out in terror, and then began writing more invasive regulations.

its like when you were little and fighting with your brothers in the car on the way to see Tarzan and your mom said she would turn the car around if you didnt stop and you didn’t believe her so you kept fighting and then she did and your life flashed before your eyes.

I wish I could give you more stars for the Wonka reference.

We don’t really want him, but we will take him back. He may be just a pathetic troll, but he’s our pathetic troll goddamnit.

I think that’s part of the problem. I can buy a semiautomatic rifle with a wood stock that no one would ever think of as the classic definition of an “assault weapon.” I’d say that for purposes of making any ban most effective, you’d have to define it as any semi-automatic rifle with a removable magazine, full stop.…

What other gun control will be debated? Seriously. Would love for honest discussions and solutions to be put forward, but they cant even agree to allow people on terrorist watch groups from being banned.

Reminded me of this picture:

and we have a well regulated militia. its called the fucking national guard so like this second amendment average citizen thing has never made sense to me. THE OPENING LINE IS ABOUT A MILITIA. If you have a weapon of war with zero regulation, and you aren’t in a militia. It. Doesn’t. Cover. You.

Now the real hypocrisy begins, they will condemn those men as evil invaders who deserved to die and at the very same time fall to their knees worshipping their own soldiers who died invading other countries.