I’m still of the opinion that he’s not actually trying to win the election. I think he’s working for Hillary. He was supposed to go batshit, get some publicity (his payment), embarrass the Republicans and then when he gets booted siphon away a few percent of the vote, just enough to ensure a Democratic victory.

I have a feeling he’ll find a way to overcome this relatively small obstacle in his path.

This is going to be a feel good story by the time that the Olympics are over.

Sadly this isn’t the slightest bit new:

Still lost...please enlighten

I think of it more as a coach encouraging his team to always go for the gold. I have faith in you guys.

I CHOOSE YOU, FESTERING CORPSE!!!!

its like when you were little and fighting with your brothers in the car on the way to see Tarzan and your mom said she would turn the car around if you didnt stop and you didn’t believe her so you kept fighting and then she did and your life flashed before your eyes.

We don’t really want him, but we will take him back. He may be just a pathetic troll, but he’s our pathetic troll goddamnit.

Reminded me of this picture:

and we have a well regulated militia. its called the fucking national guard so like this second amendment average citizen thing has never made sense to me. THE OPENING LINE IS ABOUT A MILITIA. If you have a weapon of war with zero regulation, and you aren’t in a militia. It. Doesn’t. Cover. You.

Now the real hypocrisy begins, they will condemn those men as evil invaders who deserved to die and at the very same time fall to their knees worshipping their own soldiers who died invading other countries.

We can all agree that the use of comic sans is worse than the death of hundreds of men regardless of the circumstances.

Love how all the articles and videos that talked about this are using the wrong floppy disk images.

Chandler Bing did not age well...

By comparatively little to FIFA, I assume you mean still a great amount.

Alas, the people who like the prequels are also all the ones I depend for on rides. It’s a hard knock life.

Haggis on an English muffin with a poached egg is the breakfast of champions.

Always a fun reminder that Europe’s conservatives are our mainstream Democrats and their Neo-Nazis are our mainstream Republicans.