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Sticking your head in the oven used to be a popular method of suicude; when that kind of oven became obsolete, suicide rates in England dropped dramatically, and stayed down. When you make it harder to commit suicide on an impulse, fewer people commit suicide.

Good tennis doggie names: Ruffer Nadal, Roger Terrier, Novak Dogovic, Fido Dognini, Poodle Cuevas, Federico Dogboners

Using ball dogs at a tennis match is a bad idea. It’s just a slippery slope toward asshole cats acting as chair umpires.

Inside every dinosaur head was a brain the size of a walnut. Seems worth mentioning here.

You think that’s bad? Try being the one responsible for designing exhaust ports.

Just wait until they find out about Seal Team Six