Tailgating.

I'll take that under advisement, Simon. Thanks for setting me straight!

It's very good to see Deadspin covering stories that don't involve a sport.

This is almost as bad as the time I was called a Yankees fan.

Your dad is a heap of shit, then.

I can't believe people still think this bullshit is funny. It's not funny at all. It's fucking childish and juvenile. I just want to select my favorite football boys to play on my imaginary team in peace for fuck's sake.

I did the exact same thing once at The Cheesecake Factory. You should have seen the look on that god damn kid's face when I bought up all the cheesecakes in the place. The resulting Chapter 7 bankruptcy was so worth it

I think Stephen A. Smith's head just exploded.

Bringing in the high flying WNBA style should really help quiet everyone who thinks the Spurs are too boring.

Spurs Player: Oh. My. God. Becky, look at his butt. It is so big.

I hope someone has taken the time to explain to Hammon that Boris Diaw asks everyone to make him a sandwich.

Great for her and the team. What a cool barrier to break and let's hope she performs well in the role.

Pat Summit also has experienced severe memory loss as a result of a debilitating disease.

Pat Summit has forgotten more about basketball than Becky Hammon will ever know.

Man, fat guys who haven't been laid this century are about to lay down some fiery hot takes about women and "their place" in this comment section.

After the scuffle ends, Jay Cutler goes over to talk to Fuller and give him daps. Aw. Jay cares.

Twenty minutes later the Braves offered Upton a three year contract to play left field.

A very confused Bengals front office immediately offered him a five-year, $100 million contract.

The one silver lining is that Wilson needn't look any further than the league commissioner to see what can be accomplished without a functional spine.

Uh, compare a map of 1948 Israel/Palestine and today? It's a violation of international law to consolidate land taken in war in the way Israel has done.