Jones has family in the Chicago-area and was actively pushing to join the Fire, even though we suck and are terrible. This is infuriating.

You mean that season where the star linebacker was engaged in a fake relationship with a man that he used to create a story around himself that was a desperate ploy to win the Heisman? You mean that season?

The Roger Corman "Fantastic Four" is infinitely better than either of the Jessica Alba ones.

You can seriously go fuck yourself if you think Whole Foods commitment to Animal Welfare is green-washing.

I'm stoked on this. Simmon's love for basketball is infectious. I love his interactions with Jalen, and anything that gives me more Lowe is always a good thing.

Oh god.

In an ironic twist, Strsaczynski came up with the idea for a Babylon 5 film after finding a treatment for a Deep Space 9 feature.

This guy is an American hero, just like all those people in jail.

And to think, most of us would play red rocket for free.

Yes! Totally didn't think of that. She Hulk would be great.

I'm all for it, except I'm having a hard time coming up with a great Marvel superheroine who isn't part of a team (Storm, Black Widow, Wasp, Sue Storm); To Marvel's detriment, I don't know if they have too many lady heroes ready to on their own. It'd take a GotG-esqe rethink to do it. And not Ms Marvel. She sucks.

"Burston-Marsteller, for when doing the right thing is fucking retarded."

Big Poppa Pump prattles pedantically per perfunctory perniciousness.

At least he goes harder on his chest than he does on his wife.

Props for taking it like a champ.

Then go find a job.

I WISH eating GMO food would make you sterile. We'd weed out all the idiots that support restricting women's access to safe health care.

It has been said, but it should continue to said; You should not take the woman's refusal to testify or her choice to marry Rice as a sign that everything is OK. It is often difficult for women to leave situations of domestic violence, even after the abuser has been caught red-handed. That you fail to understand this…

Politically-correct fascists is nonsense used by dummies to justify their shitty behavior.

I hope Michael Sam sacks everyone's favorite quarterback. And then kisses them.