Jones has family in the Chicago-area and was actively pushing to join the Fire, even though we suck and are terrible. This is infuriating.

You mean that season where the star linebacker was engaged in a fake relationship with a man that he used to create a story around himself that was a desperate ploy to win the Heisman? You mean that season?

The Roger Corman "Fantastic Four" is infinitely better than either of the Jessica Alba ones.

You can seriously go fuck yourself if you think Whole Foods commitment to Animal Welfare is green-washing.

I'm stoked on this. Simmon's love for basketball is infectious. I love his interactions with Jalen, and anything that gives me more Lowe is always a good thing.

Oh god.

This guy is an American hero, just like all those people in jail.

And to think, most of us would play red rocket for free.

"Burston-Marsteller, for when doing the right thing is fucking retarded."

Big Poppa Pump prattles pedantically per perfunctory perniciousness.

At least he goes harder on his chest than he does on his wife.

Props for taking it like a champ.

Then go find a job.

It has been said, but it should continue to said; You should not take the woman's refusal to testify or her choice to marry Rice as a sign that everything is OK. It is often difficult for women to leave situations of domestic violence, even after the abuser has been caught red-handed. That you fail to understand this…

Politically-correct fascists is nonsense used by dummies to justify their shitty behavior.

I hope Michael Sam sacks everyone's favorite quarterback. And then kisses them.

Fuck Tony Dungy and his hand-wringing moralizing. And fuck you for defending some rich fuck who's too stuck on his imaginary friend to not be a fucking coward.

FUCK YOUR GOD. And fuck you, just because.

You're basing the measure of his performance on the basis of goals scored, which isn't fair to Messi, nor to players not tasked with scoring goals. Messi does not play as an out and out striker for Argentina; He drops deep to receive the ball, with the offense flowing through him; He created the goal in the first…

You realize that there's more to soccer than scoring right?