2014 NFL PR Campaign Slogan: You can hit your wife, just don't hit that bong.

Angel Di Maria: This is impressive, I am very excited.

Why Your Team Sucks: 2014 Manchester United

Profit. Solder is LT, Vollmer is RT. Marcus Cannon can play LG, or RG or RT. Ryan Wendell at C. Dan Connolly can play any position guard tackle or center.

Oh snap!

In fact, Barry, I'd put serious money on the fact that Theismann's opinions aren't his own. He knows better than to go out on a limb like that.

Do you mean 1988 or were you referring to the season in which the mercy rule would have been called at halftime against Alabama if it were Pop Warner? Because that would be an interesting definition of "undefeated season".

He wasn't saying an Notre Dame diploma he was saying an en dee diploma.

To be truly "epic" Bryce needs to kill his father, sleep with his mother, slay James Wagner of the Wash Post before obtaining the golden 10.0 WAR.

Well, if it is not the high academic standards, what is going to be the new excuse ND fans use for why they have been so terrible at football for the last decade plus?

If Notre Dame "stands apart," as the Times puts it, it's as a chronic bungler of sexual-assault accusations against football players.

Its actually Ray Albers, apparently:

"Human beings take social stances," he said. "And if you're respectful of all human beings, you have to decide what you're going to do and why you're going to do it."

I highly recommend watching Red Letter Media's commentary of the film, as it isn't as bad as it may seem. Sure it has the cheesy, low budget effects and hamfisted acting, but the film itself is actually well constructed, well paced and does proper set ups and pay offs. It is better than some modern films.

If you listen closely to this picture, you can hear Fred Durst's anguished screaming emanating from Lorenzen's stomach.

Once again Simmons flexing his muscles to the execs. It's admirable how he's been able to build his own empire at the world wide leader. This surely locks him in for a contract extension with the company after this year, right? Heard there were serious whispers about him taking off if ESPN didn't secure a new TV deal…

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