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The site calls itself "a growing online community of passionate Washington Redskins fans and others who support the team's use of its name and logo."

Marshawn's mom was all HOLD MA SHIIIIIIIIFT

Marshawn's mom is pretty tough from behind a keyboard, but reporters know they'll never have to face Sunshine in Seattle.

Yeah, it's really fucked up when you support a wife-beater and people twist things to make it look like you support a wife-beater.

Lazy excuses for PR morons aside, fuck Ray Rice and the Ravens.

Rice is a pilaf shit.

Yeah, because the Patriots' PR guys really tried hard to show the fans' support for Aaron Hernandez.

Ray Rice pounded his chest twice, looked around to see if anyone was watching, then dragged his unconscious chest out of the elevator. It was clear this moment meant a lot to him.

Dwight Howard is on a plush leather sofa in his mansion watching Sponge Bob Square Pants with some kids from the neighborhood. He's still in his pajamas despite it being the middle of the afternoon. Also, he just farted, which he thought was hilarious. Dwight sees this dunk video on his iPad, adorned with Pokemon and Y

No, actually I didn't. That's the second time today. Damn, that sucks. My bad. I need a hiatus from the internet.

You do get that I was saying most of the things you just said, only quicker and in the form of a joke, right?

They really don't call people for traveling anymore, do they?

Sure, run along kid, the grownups need to talk.

Do you feel like this is holding you back in some way?

FIRST!

Man, baseball sucks

The idiocy of this comment epitomizes your entire tenure at Deadspin.

You're a real piece of shit.