After the scuffle ends, Jay Cutler goes over to talk to Fuller and give him daps. Aw. Jay cares.

Twenty minutes later the Braves offered Upton a three year contract to play left field.

A very confused Bengals front office immediately offered him a five-year, $100 million contract.

The one silver lining is that Wilson needn't look any further than the league commissioner to see what can be accomplished without a functional spine.

Uh, compare a map of 1948 Israel/Palestine and today? It's a violation of international law to consolidate land taken in war in the way Israel has done.

It's been said a lot but still must be repeated:

DC should be taking notes. We don't want dark and gritty disaster porn masquerading as a super hero movie, we want want fun.

I wish I could forget the time Jim Lee redesigned them for a series of action figures that died before they even got all four turtles out. But I can't, so you can't either.

Okay, after seeing the musical and manga versions, I'm shutting the shell up about the new Turtles.

Action Bronson's mostly on there due to his endless references to exotic food dishes

...the big [caveat] being that vocabulary is clearly an inadequate metric for success, profundity or impact when it comes to an artist's work.

The site calls itself "a growing online community of passionate Washington Redskins fans and others who support the team's use of its name and logo."

Marshawn's mom was all HOLD MA SHIIIIIIIIFT

Marshawn's mom is pretty tough from behind a keyboard, but reporters know they'll never have to face Sunshine in Seattle.

Really, Eugenics is where you go? Troll much?

Yeah, it's really fucked up when you support a wife-beater and people twist things to make it look like you support a wife-beater.

Lazy excuses for PR morons aside, fuck Ray Rice and the Ravens.

Rice is a pilaf shit.

Ray Rice pounded his chest twice, looked around to see if anyone was watching, then dragged his unconscious chest out of the elevator. It was clear this moment meant a lot to him.