Sad as he's gonna be.

Robocop is also one of my all-time favorites. And that's why I don't want to see the remake. The original holds up perfectly. This remake has "Total Recall" written all over it.

Fuuuuuuuuuuck you.

Did this get cross posted again?

Other things Clinton Portis finds ironic: Not knowing what you got until it's gone. Peaches. Rain on your wedding day. Etc.

BOOOOOOOOOOO

HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH

You're so dumb!

You are the dummy of the year and it's only two days into 2014. Congrats!

I love diabetes jokes. +1000

7,500 people don't believe that Aaron Rodgers really, really likes women.

Real talk, my friend's sister runs in Rodger's circle of friends in the Madison-area. My friend told me that Rodger's was actively dating one of his sister's friends and that he had proposed to her, on the condition that she become a Christian. She said, "No" and they broke it off.

Holy crap. Can I throw money at the screen?

FIFA/Olympics should just have their own island, outside of the prejudices and taboos of the mainland, where the rule of law has no say.

Hanley's head is clearly in a contract year.

Raise the salary cap, make it a hard cap. Get rid of the age limit.

Randy Moss went to new lengths to oppose Brad Childress when he found out his former coach's nickname is "Chilly".

I'm using this as an excuse to post the video of the Six Million Dollar man fighting Bigfoot.

This is probably the most well reasoned response that a rational person could have. Well said.

....that being that it's ridiculous to hold up a white man as being a victim of racism in his professional life as being somehow as bad (or worse), than when he has subjected a person of color to racial insults. These things are not on an even-keel.