You're missing the point.

Crap damn.

Or you could overlook the genuinely exciting basketball being played in Indiana, Minnesota, Denver, Golden State, Sacramento(!), and Portland. But whatever, complain away.

Contrarian in comments doesn't like thing.

"I've gotten a lot of stars". And goodnight.

When the planets align and the wind whispers of ancient times, and the grass grows from the dust of the past, Greg Oden will arise again, to once again hobble in for an MRI.

"This is terribly"

Go fuck yourself.

Riverboat Ron is the best nickname since Vince "Poop-balls" Willfork.

Where are the herpes?

Godspeed you Rocket Frog.

He's no Schiano man, that's for sure; Schiano men never use special moves, it's all missionary.

The anti-bullying lobby is clearly out for blood. Damn them and their efforts to stop people from being assholes.

Richie Incognito, Dan Snyder, Schiano Men.

Prior to reading this, I was assured that everyone hated Mockingjay. I did, as did most of my friends that read it. This hasn't changed my view, but it has made me reconsider giving it another read through.

Whatever happens, Pep will still be blamed.

Not Shaq Fu

Poor shot selection begets poor word choice.

15. Calling people "faggots" when you're driving by

I watched that game; I think Love had 7-8 assists simply off outlets. Unreal.