No offense, but as a lifelong resident of New York, you're out of your mind if you thought Nixon could get any of that stuff passed into law. Not because she's incompetent, but because this state's government is spectacularly corrupt and incompetent.

Watching the results come in last night was certainly a mixed bag. It was sad to see the progressive challengers lose at the statewide level but so much good happened at the district level. I took the day off from work yesterday and spent 8 hours knocking on doors in Corona for Jessica Ramos; I almost cried when they…

Swamp Thing’s such a good guy he’d try to help Jr. Even though it would probably end up like this.

REVENGE OF THE SWAMP!!!!

What the hell is up with the guy in the blue blazer, salmon slacks, and lime tie?!?

My kids used to do that all the time. They were 2 years old.

loved. that. scene. The delusion. The collective, spontaneous laughter. It was so perfect.

I wish I could star this twice for the New York gif, which comes from a collection of appropriate responses to Ivanka and Women 4 Trump in general.

I love the dude behind HRC doing the Macarena. Oh the 90s

“Without this thinking,” he said, pointing to his head, “you would see numbers that you wouldn’t believe.”

Can someone more talented than I am photoshop Trumpy with a Mariah Carey-style wig?

Fun non-criminal but definitely dumb Duncan Hunter fact: In the indictment, he’s quoted as saying “Tell the Navy they can go fuck themselves.”

Men shouldn’t have sex if they’re not prepared to accept that the woman may get an abortion.

Lloyd argued that women shouldn’t have sex if they’re not prepared to give birth:

Instead of saying they’re appealing, Manafort’s lawyer came to the MSNBC cameras, looking like death warmed over, and just said “we’re evaluating all our options”. Snitch, baby, snitch!

Hey, that’s not fair, Sloth was a good person!

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Oh, you sweet summer child. There are many, many bad photos of her.

He’s been here over 60 years, is 94 years old, the process took 14 years to complete and they’re trying to actually take credit for this as some sort of awesome “look what we did, this proves we’re not like them” proof?

So he admitted to it in 2001, two years before ICE was founded, the Justice Department got his citizenship revoked in 2003, and Sanders is giving ICE the credit because they drove him to the airport?