“...She is miserable.”

“...Don’t feel sorry for me. Don’t feel sorry for me.”

Who in their right mind wants to live below a constant flood of piss?

She said to Savannah Guthri when asked how she was able to record the convos “use your imagination”, she prob had an alternate phone she kept in her bra, or pretended that alternate phone was her main phone. She’s main things but she is clever.

NGL, "Lobster in a Diner" is the kind of surreal shit I'll show up to SNL to see.

I still love Eric and Donnie Jr skits

I’m always a sucker for musical parodies, but I almost fell out of my chair at “Claws-ette.”

Agreed. She’s a deeply despicable human being, but regardless, this is the most fun I’ve had since November 2016. I just watched an MSNBC interview where she closes by saying, “Donald Trump has met his match.” And by god, I think he has.

Imagine being the person who married the ugliest one out of all the Trumps.

The Kellyanne Conway/Jake Tapper Fatal Attraction bit was great, too.

I am loving that it seems like Omarosa taped every goddamn conversation for the past 2 years lololololol

If she’s ever watched Omarosa in action, she never would have trusted her in the first place.

Kate McKinnon is my everything.

OMG,I had not seen this...I am completely done for the day!

Roger is my favorite sociopathic, pansexual alien ever! 

Poor Ivanka! She must have felt like a baby separated from her mother and put in a cage. *hugs*

They did not take jabs at Ivanka to get to her father. Jabs were taken at Ivanka to specifically call her out for being complicit in her father’s disgusting behavior. It has less to do with him, more to do with her reaction. Talk about a snowflake.

Yeah, they’re headed for a divorce going 60 mph. Even the kids know it. Womp fucking womp.