Have you watched a basketball game in the past 20 years?

Who could forget Sheldon Brookbank? Almost everyone.

Da Mystery of Serviceboxin'

Inspectah Net

I think Bernstein's larger point is that Derrick's camp - and more importantly, Derrick himself - just ain't that smart.

Oh, I thought the problem was he's still a pretty shitty receiver.

The Polack Express

Because like the computer I used to play it on, Jerry's team hasn't been relevant since 1996?

And I figured you weren't talking about the NCAA with your lead-in.

But the "I get my news from Arby's bathroom stall scribblings" crowd is OK, right?

I remember a Brewers/Astros game from awhile back where Richie Sexson DESTROYED a ball to dead center field. It hit the "let's-put-a-fucking-obstacle-in-the-field-of-play!" flag pole about 2/3 of the way up and left a solid white mark. I think he wound up with a double.

I am drunk. I am Canadian.

Hi-hat trick!

Can't think of a player worse than Kendrick. Lamar?

As long as we're still naming kids shit like Wellington and Cora, we only have ourselves to blame.

Fun game: When at the bar with a friend, offer to go get a round of drinks. Purchase two beers (or whatever) and two shots of Malort. Bring the drinks to your friend and tell him, "hey, I got us a couple shots of Jack, too!" Take the shots and watch in horror as Malortface overcomes your friend and reduces him to a…

Looks like you accidentally gave Arizona 2 teams in the 2008 NFC West.

Not even a bunch of pot can make soccer interesting.

Oof +1

And if we can get Dikembe Mutombo to perform a bris?